hello world! I am a Roborovski hamster, please no ignorance shown pleeeze. If you like you do the research in private and let me know about guest appearances, ghost blogging, etc...
Da Humanz 'round here call me "Dexter" so you can call me that too. Me like to run and play and sleep and wrestle... me live with my cell cage mate "Chester". He's a nice kind of robo but me not so crazy about him hogging the wheel all the time like he is now.
Tomorrow the human lady who types my thoughts telepathically is gonna buy me and Chester some of doze ballz that we can roll around on the floor in. She says there's gonna be some kind of race soon, I hope she gets us there on thymzz so we can gets our run on.
Me go on da wheel now... night night


